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Friday, July 31, 2009

Speaking of shoes....

Wow. Yes. You see it...

.
....The Ron Burgandy Nike SB Dunk Lows.....


Stay Classy Mothafuckas.....

*XVLQ*

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Jordan (con)Fusion 13

What u think good ppl? I'm a big fan of some of the Fusions, not opposed to others...but I'm really confused about this one. WHY? This looks like a pair of the look alikes Payless used to sell back in the day. 1 demerit for u Michael Jeffrey Jordan

Uno Out

Monday, July 27, 2009

WHITE FOLKS....BE WILDIN

Really??



Guess so...

*XVLQ*

Realest nigga ever


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VIA

This makes me love America...



God bless those stars and stripes...

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Sad Life for this guy...



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Sunday, July 26, 2009

TRON-age.

I never really fucked with the first Tron for two reasons: It came out when I was still eating liquid peas, and I like my Disney movies drawn in pencil, and extra racist.


Fuck you Walt Disney....


But I saw these images for the new TRON bike that be killing niggas yesterday...





And, uh... That bitch is sweet! Now thats a real bike, not graphics. So ima have to fuck with it based off of just this.

Not to mention my nigga "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski is the main cat of the movie.



Youll see me in the Imax. Blowed and Tweakin! lol

*XVLQ*

Friday, July 24, 2009

Eh...

In my opinion, a mix of these LA Laker Dunk high samples and the concept for the Wolverines would have been a bit more dope.



That red on the tongue? Unzesty. Rest of the shoe? Decent, save those obligatory ass claw marks...

And dont get me started on the Sabretooth Airmax's. Trash Buckets.

*XVLQ*

VIA

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

This is the greatest shit ever.

Shouts to the boy ONETEN



*XVLQ*

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

PERPIN...p.s

So, yeah. Just wanted to make this a separate post. This is an extension of perpin, but since i'ma positive dude, i'd like to shed a positive light on the situation. The glass is half full. So for some ppl we'll let the perp'ish offenses slide and just view them as euphemisms.

eu⋅phe⋅mism; [yoo-fuh-miz-uhm] ;noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.

So wit that said, the first of a recurring series called Euphemisms 101

EUPHEMISM #1

"I'm gettin money."

Don't we all know a person who always claims to be "gettin money." And the 1st thing we think is "No...u live with your mother...ur not." But before we rain on their parade, think about this.


She is TECHNICALLY getting money.

It is certainly money for someone else. But she is "getting money." Lil Half Breed probably can't afford what she just rang up, but in a perfect example of perpin, her facebook status probably read "Becky is getting money." Cuz half breeds always wanna identify with their side that doesn't lack melanin.


He is TECHNICALLY getting money.
(and has a very good reason that you should give it to him)

He's actually broke as hell but can technically bump Plies "plenty money' cuz...well...he has an abundance of coins on his plate (pun intended).

So next time you hear or see someone proclaim that they're getting money, don't reject this half truth so quickly. In some form it may be totally true. Chalk it up to double talk.

Uno Out

PERPIN...

What up world? It is I, Plus1 aka UShouldKnowMe Wan Kanobi.

I come to you today to put u in the (k)no(w) as if u stuck in a back tuck.

When you see the title, u may think I'm speaking of an old school dance craze. Or you may think "perpin" is the verb form of smoking a certain grade of weed. Its neither.

As defined by urbandictionary.com (cuz that IS a credible source) "perpin" is:

"...perpetrating a lie or when someone acts like they have something that they really don't."

This is an old school word that needs to be brought back because many of you are guilty of it.

Uno Out

Sunday, July 19, 2009

DUMB.



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I HATE Star Wars...but...

Yea....i chuckled. Wanna fight about it?





XVLQ

Thursday, July 9, 2009

AV Club Tip # 5...

Do NOT shake a White Man's hand after he leaves the bathroom.



NO.
E. Coli

XVLQ