It's the A.V. Baby!

Power UP

2010-08-20T22:55:00.003-04:00

One of the first to bring this to you, the official remix of Power. Kanye goes in a little at the end. Sidenote: does anyone else wonder why the hell Swizz Beats is on so many remixes? Just a question. Enjoy

Kanye West ft. Jay-Z and Swizz Beats- Power Remix

Uno Out

Shawt Bus Shawty

2010-08-07T01:07:00.002-04:00

The funniest shit ever. All ya'll nut juggling the weak ass south niggas, listen.

Uno Out

Lupe Fiasco- B.M.F.(Building Mines Faster)

2010-08-06T23:48:00.002-04:00

Not much to say. Listen

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Anthem to Inebriation

2010-05-09T12:03:00.002-04:00

If any of ya'll know me, ya'll know I don't too much rock with the mainstream scene. Cuz the concept of globalization is extending to music and everything sounds the same. With that said, there are always some songs that slip thru the cracks. This is one. Gotta turn it on before I get ready to get GOOOOONNNNNEEEEE

Donnis- Gone

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Shake....Wait

2010-05-06T22:28:00.002-04:00

This has GOT TO BE the GAYEST exercize ever!!!! Masturbation Muscles?!?

Shake Weight

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2010-05-05T22:57:00.002-04:00

For everybody who's been missing real music...L.A.S.E.R.S...

Lupe Fiasco-I'm Beamin

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They're BaaaaaaaaaacK

2010-05-05T21:12:00.002-04:00

Not much to be said if you're a sneakerhead. Some time in November they'll be back..

Uno Out

Did YOU have a Ticket?

2010-05-05T21:01:00.003-04:00

Ok, everybody, we can live again. Boondocks Season 3 is now here. And RIGHT BACK with the classic shit. First on the list: Attacking the mass dick ridige of Barack Hussein Obama. This shit right here is HILARIOUS. Thugnificent ft. Will I Am-Dick Ridin Obama

Damn..Guru is gone...

2010-04-21T01:06:00.002-04:00

I think its funny that even as the days pass and I get older, I forget that hip hop does too. I remember the first Guru song I heard and listened to was "Keep Your Worries." I know mad late, but Jazzmatazz was my gateway joint that led me down the rabbit hole to "Above the Clouds" and the rest of the Gangstarr library. But please young cats remember your history. Dont love hip hop and not research it.

As for Guru, rest with the best my dude....

**XVLQ**

We Miss Robert

2010-04-17T22:34:00.003-04:00

Its been a long time. So lets get the blog jumped off with a laugh. This shit is old but its hilarious.

Rickey Smiley as T Bagg-We Miss Robert

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ASkew One - on that Graff shit - COLD

2010-03-06T20:16:00.003-05:00

I fucks with graffiti. Period. Ever since I was a kid, I kinda felt like you either like it or you spend an obscene amount of time bitching about it and trying to clean it up... I ain' t no cleaner.

So Askew One, who I dont know if he's from Detroit or Not put that splash tape together, and Its verry dopish.

Watchaway!

DETROIT 2009 from Askew One on Vimeo.

**XVLQ**

First of the Year!! Bad Bitch Saturday!

2010-02-20T13:32:00.000-05:00

Hola folks...

First, let me apologize for our internet absence. Its kinda difficult to have an actual fulfilling life, be a college student, maintain this rap shit, AND be on the damn computer for 12 hours a day to bring yall true internet hotness....

So, I sorry.

But! A new batch of Bad-bitchery has come via Hypebeast and Primitive and I stole they shit just for yall! Enjoy!

**XVLQ**

No. 1 Rule: Dont Fuck with the White Maine!

2010-02-20T04:04:00.002-05:00

Dog. 2 Million views on YouTube though? This should be the supporting evidence that bitches will 85% percent of the time get your ass whooped for talking to much shit....

The only thing that could make this shit better is if "Pinky" is the big dope man in his hood...."Damn Pinky, I saw you on the internets getting that ass WHOOPED!!"

hahaha....

And by the way... anyone that says "Chinaman" is blatantly a racist, especially that nigga from 2 Live Crew...

Dog what the fuck is that??

smh....

***XVLQ***

Momma, There Goes That Man!!!

2010-02-14T21:32:00.002-05:00

In honor of All Star Weekend, the top 3 dunks of the first half of the NBA season.

Shannon Brown on Mikki Moore

Derrick Rose on Dragic

Wade on Varejao

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Shake My Hand, Be My Friend

2010-02-14T21:26:00.002-05:00

I've always had a problem with handshakes, but this shit is hilarious. The new Lebron vs Kobe Commercial.

BloodSport

2010-02-05T23:18:00.002-05:00

This is where you should be this upcoming Monday! A.V. Club will be hosting this rap battle. Shout to Juan Shannon, and check out his book, West Bloomfield. Aye Juan, u gave the wrong niggas a chance!!!!

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The Air Up There

2010-02-05T23:08:00.006-05:00

Whats the word good ppl. New Posts have been few and far in btwn this new year but I'm boutta change that RIGHT now. Check out a couple of pics from our last performance at The Air Up There.

Shout out to Jay up at BCK, and Sheefy for giving us the opportunity to perform

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T Dot Dot Dot

2010-02-02T14:05:00.003-05:00

Ok, tell me WHO thought THIS was okay? Click the pic to get a quick laugh

Sick Kids? Really? Thats what you name your hospital? And then on top of that you misspell "Center" as Centre? Ok Toronto...alright

Uno Out

Satellite Music

2009-12-29T19:22:00.003-05:00

Iont smoke, but I thought about it listening to this!!! Rio feat the homie Benjamin Malcolm - Satellite!!!!

Rio - Satellite ft. Benjamin Malcolm from DOLLA BILLZ MUSIC GROUP on Vimeo.

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Klu Klux Kicks

2009-12-29T18:44:00.003-05:00

Jordan Brand is showing you that Aryan Fresh, all white everything. These will supposedly be released to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Jordan Brand. Stay tuned for release dates.

Uno Out

G Force

2009-12-23T18:40:00.004-05:00

Whats the word good ppl? I can tell u what the word aint: SWAG. I kno i'm not the only one HATING that word nowadays. Its like AutoTone for lame niggas. Swag surfin, swag up, swagtastic, stupid fruity swag, blah blah blah. The homie Illingsworth calls those ppl who excessively use the word "Swaggots." fitting... Bottom line is #weoffdat.

The homie ME, got the remedy. I got that pull, ya smell me? I keep ppl in orbit. So when they ask me WHY I'm special, I tell, "it's the Gravity." Click the link and get a whiff of what I mean

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Kobe vs Lebron 12/25

2009-12-21T21:31:00.004-05:00

Nike is making they bowels move on the whole marketing game. Check out the latest installment of the Kobe vs Lebron Commercials featuring Lupe Fiasco and KRS One

Blitzen Raps

Santa Raps

Dunkin on dat Reindeer

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The Revolution WILL be Televised

2009-12-10T10:37:00.003-05:00

Detroit STAND UP!!! Whenever somebody is reppin the city we gotta show love. No more explanation needed. Check out the video for "Renaissance State of Mind" Ro Spit feat Monica Blaire.

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Slum Vill

2009-12-01T23:05:00.000-05:00

The big homies T3 and Elzhi from Slum Vill talk about the story behind Fantastic (Classic!)

All you new Detroit rap niggas better know Slum Village paved that road for us to get out here!!!

XVLQ

Damn!

2009-12-01T18:55:00.003-05:00

Whew! Niggas have been GONE for a loooooooonng minute.... damn near forgot we had a blog...shit..

Well good tidings and tis the season and all that shit, since it's now officially December.

Uh...what else...uhhhh.... OH!

We are perfoming alongside some of Detroit's greats at the Detroit stop of the Dunk Exchange tour. December 12th at 1pm St Andrews! You better be there or I will hunt you down like a bear.

Real good shit... um... damn....uh....

I guess that's it for now...shit...

When will 2010 get here!!?!

XVLQ

Doernbecher Shits

2009-11-11T23:15:00.003-05:00

Sure most of ya'll heard bout the Jordan collab w/Doernbecher Children's Hospital. Well, Nike has done a few collabs with em. Check out a few of the pics.

Some odd combinations but they're all pretty much rockable

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Unfamiliar

2009-11-06T09:21:00.003-05:00

"I'ont kno yawww, I'ont fu'tchaalll-awwww-awww" AYE! This video is hilarious!!! Dro got the animation going. Lil Duval and Mike Epps are both in the video. P.O.L.O. Playas Only Live Once comin soon(I think)

Uno Out

I CAN Dig It...Its Nothin

2009-10-25T16:16:00.003-04:00

the homeboys Detroit CYDI at the Bullfrog for Out For Jus Twursdays

aye, true justice would have AV Club on the next show!!!

Uno Out

8 Bit Testimonials - Swat

2009-10-19T19:53:00.003-04:00

The homeboy Swat chimed in and gave his opinion of the our EP, 8Bit Porno Beats.

"My favorite song is Back to the Lyrics. Ya'll went in on that one(PAUSE just in case). My Nigga Plus killed the track!!"

I tend to do that my dog. You wanna hear what he's talkin bout? click the link http://www.ilike.com/artist/Its+AV+Club%21%21%21/track/Back+to+the+Lryics+%28prod.+Paisley+Argyle%29

Download 8Bit Porno Beats here ----->http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LPXHACP1

Uno Out

8Bit Testimonials - Tho'Back

2009-10-19T19:39:00.005-04:00

aWWww SHIT! is that Greg Oden?!
Naw, its the homie Tho'Back Oldums and he comin to u talkin bout good ish. Read what he has to say bout 8Bit Porno Beats
"8Bit Porno Beats? Coldest album and coldest album cover EVER!!! I'm rockin to A Million Bucks, Last Words, Back to the Lyrics"

download the album here http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LPXHACP1

8 Bit Testimonials - Mike

2009-10-19T19:24:00.006-04:00

Prestige Type is still ALIVE AND WELL!!!
Here's the homie Mike's take on 8 Bit Porno Beats:

"8Bit is DOPE. Good to finally hear a Detroit Group step the game up lyrically, and NOT use the 'typical' Detroit sound. Fav track is Back to the Lyrics."

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8 Bit Testimonials

2009-10-19T18:57:00.002-04:00

New series for the ppl. Friends and fans alike of the AV Prestige type give their take on the our first epic EP, 8Bit Porno Beats, available for download HERE -----> http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LPXHACP1

First up is the homie Woop Jones:

"The AV Club's 1st album, 8Bit Porno Beats, is a cool new lyrical outlook at hip hop. The fellas cover a wittyness uncharted in the rap game. Dope to say the least...AVengers, Million Bucks, Sky High and Back to the Lyrics are my fav songs"

Thank ya kindly sir. The AV Nation pre'she-ates it.

Uno Out

DO NOT FUCK WITH FAT KIDS' FOOD!!

2009-10-18T11:55:00.001-04:00

Later that night, he merked out everyone in the house over a Hostess cupcake....

ha!

xvlq

F Kimbo Slice! real Street Fighter

2009-10-11T15:18:00.003-04:00

I'm by no means a gamer, but I kno when sumthn is unfair. My homeboy Twan, aka Alucard,jus may be the gamer equivalent to me with rappin. check out the vid

Kicks-Kid Tested, Mother Approved

2009-10-11T14:43:00.007-04:00

Giving you one of the first looks at these joints. The Grape Spizike's. Scheduled for release June '10. Ne Rien. Uno Out

Nike SB Eugenes - Coldest backpack out?

2009-10-03T05:27:00.005-04:00

I've never liked the term because I don't like being generalized....but I guess I am a "Backpacker" or a "backpack nigga." I like backpacks. What can I say?

They're the ultimate mix of accessory and application. So, NSB has been out here killing with their last few drops of their Eugene series bags.

All dope, all complimentary to the SB style and most important, all functional. Look.

First, the Staple. Black on Black. All too grizzly.

The Pacman

and now this...

It reminds me of Storm Shadow so that what I'll call it. TOO cold. Spring 2010. Coppage.

But the one that made them famous of course is of course, the Buzz Lightyear colorway...Salute.

Now these aint necessarily the freshest colorways to me, but they function if you rock it right....i guess...

eh...

This one reminds me of Freddy Krueger....hmmmm...

If you think they are nice like I do, have that 150 on deck. OR...talk to you connect......oh you dont have one? ......damn...Slaughterpockets........

**XVLQ**

BLACK MAYBE OF THE WEEK: Curtis Granderson

2009-10-01T23:05:00.003-04:00

Obviously not a real nigga!!

This Nigga Ghost...

2009-10-01T19:29:00.001-04:00

Im a big Ghostface fan and I fucks with the new shit. AND this video is too clownin...

**XVLQ**

Entertainment For Niggas

2009-09-28T20:02:00.001-04:00

Knew I forgot to post some of my incredulous video. Without further ado, I present to you: White Kids on Leashes. Go ahead niggas, be entertained.

Uno Out

Bad Shit Anthem!!!

2009-09-28T16:02:00.001-04:00

Come Thru- Noreaga ft Styles P

If this don't make u wan do some bad shit, u must be a saint...or a lame.

Uno Out

ASS OF THE MOMENT...

2009-09-21T12:40:00.000-04:00

Rosa Acosta. Wow.

And THAT is why yoga is the truth...

**XVLQ**

Why?!? LOL Oh Why?!?

2009-09-21T11:05:00.000-04:00

I must be the only nigga to never have seen this, cause appearently this is already an internet sensation.

There is WAY TOO MUCH SHIT WRONG IN THIS VIDEO!!! LOL!!

And why is the main host groping another nigga in a chair? Who OBVIOUSLY, looks disturbed by it.

Fuckit, Im not saying shit else...damn internet...

**XVLQ**

SB Bird Chirp Samples

2009-09-21T10:17:00.000-04:00

I like SB's for two reasons. Them bitches are comfortable, and they are quirky.

The Bird Chirp Samples, chirp. Like a bird or like a Toys R Us toy but you get it.

Black denim ups, Black fur lining, white mid, and looks like a red gum bottom (oooh!)

I like weird shit.
Coppage

**XVLQ**

via Dunkbar

Dame's "BlackRoc" Project

2009-09-21T00:08:00.000-04:00

First, shouts to the boy Money Marlo of the Last Real fam for putting me up on this.

As a lover of hip-hop I alwyas love to see cats trying out something different outside the lane they've carved out for themselves. I mean, you can do something one way for only so long before niggas begin to get bored and turn the other way...

So Rock and Hip Hop make a mashup again!

Blakroc Project from Myrhax on Vimeo.

And This aint the first time cross genre music has come out dope. Jay-Z & Linkin Park's Mashup was cold outta this world, Mos Def did that "I Against I" techno sound which was dope... even here at home, our homie RenCen is out here making rock inspired hip hop mashes.

Think outside one lane people...if your lucky you'll get some AV Club rock-ish hiphopness....maaaaybe

**XVLQ**

via BBC Blog

Watch Me Stuntin

2009-09-17T18:57:00.001-04:00

The Future is NOW!!! Yes, we can call ppl on our phones. I ain't got too much too say bout this. Here's the link to the full story: http://www.dr-lex.be/hardware/nova_n800_review.html

Uno Out

...TOY Party

2009-09-17T16:56:00.000-04:00

So apparently the global toy industry has taken the term "play date" to an all new level. Long gone are the days of G.I. Joe, Ken and Barbie, My Buddy and the Chucky Doll. To compensate for the quickening of our youth's mental age, we have a whole new wave of toys, including:

Pole Dance Doll

You Can Shave the Baby Doll

And Kaptain Planet's FAVORITE, Stuffed STD's!!!

Up next, baby bottles that look like 40 oz malt liquor!!! the Apocalyspe is upon us.
Read the whole story at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/the-7-most-inappropriate_n_286223.html

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For Your Viewing Pleasure

2009-09-17T15:05:00.000-04:00

Just FYI

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TURTLE WEEK

2009-09-17T14:30:00.000-04:00

From the makers of the word "thoat" and Mr. Yurrr himself, comes the chilling dumbumentary, Turtle Week. hahaha. check it out.

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Nick Speed On Deck

2009-09-16T23:23:00.000-04:00

You MAY have heard the name Nick Speed(not MAY-you should have) but it was probably not for rhyming. It was a probably as producer for a host of artists, including: Elzhi, 50 Cent and G Unit. Here he is blessing the beat with On Deck. If u don't like this I have one question for you-why you hate fun??

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Kanye's New Hennessy Ad

2009-09-15T11:28:00.000-04:00

When the Henny's in the system, ain't no tellin...WAKE UP MR. WEST!!! So I showed u the aftermath in the last post, now I give u the prelude. lol. ............sorry, I was imagining that a$$. ok, yeah. so we see WHY Kanye was all xtra outta line. He was off that................ sorry, lookn at that tattletail again. um, but yeah. he was off that Happy Juice. good job Kanye. I ain't mad at ya. .........damn!!!! but, y does she have on snake skin. I mean LITERALLY. looks like she doesn't take it off, she SHEDS

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Ye Momma...

2009-09-15T11:24:00.000-04:00

Wow...Jay Leno is...damn. lol. went hard for the last question. Wow. What a way to bring in your show. lol.

Uno Out

Gimme Love!!!

2009-09-13T19:53:00.000-04:00

http://clicuniversity.com/?p=1195
YouShouldKnoMe One Kanobi gettin love on the blogs!!! click the link, follow me on twitter!!!

twitter.com/PlusThe1

Uno Out

Sometimes I Dream

2009-09-11T21:01:00.000-04:00

Another honor from Gatorade..u kno what? Nuff said...carry on

Uno Out

SB 2010 Preview

2009-09-08T15:51:00.000-04:00

So i guess after being jacked for so long and niggers like myself shopping months in advance through scanned retailer catalog pages, Nike SB decided to preview their own shit themselves. I like it, no shitty scans or itty bitty pictures. And you can see most of the shoe. But nyone whose fucked with samples before knows that shit may not be released as it's seen beforehand...

There are some beasties on here, there's also some anti-heat. But every SB ain't for everybody. Check...

Them black mid dunks are all me...

via

**XVLQ**

I guess Jay was wrong....

2009-09-05T00:18:00.000-04:00

....Autotune will not die.... Roger Troutman is spinning in his grave right now. Maybe from the copious amount of drugs that was in his system........OR the fact that now any nigga off the block can now do the freaky voice shit we've come to love as autotune.

I Am T-Pain x IPhone. The new mark of the beast.

Yeah, I said it!

**XVLQ**

Michael Jordan Gatorade Commemorative Bottles

2009-08-30T16:23:00.000-04:00

Gatorade honors Michael Jordan with these commerative labels. Got some classic pictures from Jeffrey Jordan's career. But the one with the suit...da GOAT lookin kinda fat

and oh, "Sometimes I dream...that he is me"

Uno Out

Its NOT the Shoes

2009-08-30T16:07:00.000-04:00

Part 2 of Detroit CYDI vs The Trash Man in a game of NiggaWeBored. and a what up doe from the AV Club and some T.T.I.U. members.

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Not ALL Negroes Can Hoop Detroit CYDI Edition

2009-08-30T15:45:00.000-04:00

Check out the homies from Detroit C.Y.D.I. (detroitcydi.bandcamp.com) playing a game of Niggawebored before their show up at Bob's Classic Kicks. No...they didn't make any shots. It was NOT the shoes tho.

Uno Out

ASS OF THE MOMENT...

2009-08-21T20:55:00.000-04:00

We haven't done an AOTM in a while here. SO! When I saw this I thought about you, the constituency....of course it came much after my initial thoughts but who's counting?

**XVLQ**

Damn Straight.

2009-08-15T23:45:00.001-04:00

**XVLQ**

Lady Luck Blowin Somebody

2009-08-11T23:56:00.000-04:00

Man...my bro is the luckiest nigga out. Do you SEE THIS!!!??? 1. Stop counting how much he won. 2. this nigga got ALL of the damn numbers in EVERY damn space!!!! I never had it like that. I'ma try and get on Lady Luck if she get down like this

Uno Out

Hi...My Name Is...P-L to the U-S

2009-08-07T19:38:00.000-04:00

whats the word good ppl? we've been doin this blogging thing on and off for a minute now but I don't think u've been formally introduced to the AV Club. so here we go. I am Plus1, aka UShouldKnowMe Wan Kanobi, aka Mr. Fresh 2 Death, F5 in the Flesh. I am the latest addition to the group, joining Smarty and KP about a year ago.
I've been doin the rhyming thing since I was like 6 but been seriously pursuing it for about...as long as I've been in the group. lol. I've been around the world but I call 12th street home. 12th and burlingame to b exact. U might kno me from my first love, basketball. Trust, the game is as cold as the flow.
Along with AV's projects, i'm also in the progress of putting together my first Mixtape, "Plus1's Playground." If u got anything to contribute, tracks and whatnot, get at me!!! Should be out soon next month. U can check the blog to stay updated. U can also holla @ me at twitter.com/itsavbaby, twitter.com/PlusThe1, myspace.com/plus1fda and facebook. well, scratch facebook unless u already kno the government. AV Club. U ca see it U ca hear it!!! YURRR
Uno Out

NIGnorance At It's Finest

2009-08-05T23:36:00.000-04:00

On 40's doe?!? U see the car is level wit dude on the right's HEAD?...unnecessary...
Uno Out

Hmmm.....

2009-08-04T20:50:00.000-04:00

Keri Hilson could actually get my penis in this picture.....but she would still have to work for it.

Hard.

VIA

**XVLQ**

DRINK good

2009-08-03T15:16:00.000-04:00

I know, I know. Seems a little...excessive. lol. But spirits were put here for us to enjoy.
Oh...there's a reason the Smirnoff bottle is the only one not totally empty. It doesn't apply so much to the drink GOOD theme.
Uno Out

EAT good

2009-08-03T15:08:00.000-04:00

Yep YURRRR!!! 18 inch Chicago Steak Grinder from Bellacino's. yeah. and for anyone who knows me, you've seen that huge remote. Yes, the sandwich is bigger than the remote.

AV Club's 8bitPornoBeats EP is NOW AVAILABLE!!!

2009-08-01T03:00:00.000-04:00

You dedicated people have asked for it, waited, and still stuck with us through the delays. Now the faithful are rewarded.

The AV Club's!!! FIRST EP, 8BitPornoBeats , Is now available FREE by Clicking the picture above.

Listen, laugh, love.

Track list

1. The Future (prod. Paisley Argyle)
2. AV Anthem (prod. Paisley Argyle)
3. Dreams (of Fuckin' an R&B Chick)(prod. Madlib)
4. AVengers (prod. Drummer B)
5. Sky High (prod. Murph da Menace)
6. Just Anotha Day (prod. kaptain planet)
7. Back to the Lyrics (prod. Paisley Argyle)
8. U&I (prod. Paisley Argyle)
9. Million Bucks (prod. Chanes!)

Enjoy. Now. Right now. Go!

Speaking of shoes....

2009-07-31T19:21:00.000-04:00

Wow. Yes. You see it...

.
....The Ron Burgandy Nike SB Dunk Lows.....

Stay Classy Mothafuckas.....

*XVLQ*

Jordan (con)Fusion 13

2009-07-29T14:27:00.000-04:00

What u think good ppl? I'm a big fan of some of the Fusions, not opposed to others...but I'm really confused about this one. WHY? This looks like a pair of the look alikes Payless used to sell back in the day. 1 demerit for u Michael Jeffrey Jordan

Uno Out

WHITE FOLKS....BE WILDIN

2009-07-27T20:56:00.000-04:00

Really??

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Guess so...

*XVLQ*

Realest nigga ever

2009-07-27T20:21:00.000-04:00

*XVLQ*

VIA

This makes me love America...

2009-07-27T19:58:00.001-04:00

God bless those stars and stripes...

*XVLQ*

Sad Life for this guy...

2009-07-27T19:11:00.001-04:00

*XVLQ*

TRON-age.

2009-07-26T15:16:00.000-04:00

I never really fucked with the first Tron for two reasons: It came out when I was still eating liquid peas, and I like my Disney movies drawn in pencil, and extra racist.

Fuck you Walt Disney....

But I saw these images for the new TRON bike that be killing niggas yesterday...

And, uh... That bitch is sweet! Now thats a real bike, not graphics. So ima have to fuck with it based off of just this.

Not to mention my nigga "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski is the main cat of the movie.

Youll see me in the Imax. Blowed and Tweakin! lol

*XVLQ*

Eh...

2009-07-24T18:04:00.000-04:00

In my opinion, a mix of these LA Laker Dunk high samples and the concept for the Wolverines would have been a bit more dope.

That red on the tongue? Unzesty. Rest of the shoe? Decent, save those obligatory ass claw marks...

And dont get me started on the Sabretooth Airmax's. Trash Buckets.

*XVLQ*

VIA

This is the greatest shit ever.

2009-07-22T16:14:00.000-04:00

Shouts to the boy ONETEN

Rap Translated - watch more funny videos

*XVLQ*

PERPIN...p.s

2009-07-21T20:26:00.000-04:00

So, yeah. Just wanted to make this a separate post. This is an extension of perpin, but since i'ma positive dude, i'd like to shed a positive light on the situation. The glass is half full. So for some ppl we'll let the perp'ish offenses slide and just view them as euphemisms.

eu⋅phe⋅mism; [yoo-fuh-miz-uhm] ;noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.

So wit that said, the first of a recurring series called Euphemisms 101

EUPHEMISM #1

"I'm gettin money."

Don't we all know a person who always claims to be "gettin money." And the 1st thing we think is "No...u live with your mother...ur not." But before we rain on their parade, think about this.

She is TECHNICALLY getting money.
It is certainly money for someone else. But she is "getting money." Lil Half Breed probably can't afford what she just rang up, but in a perfect example of perpin, her facebook status probably read "Becky is getting money." Cuz half breeds always wanna identify with their side that doesn't lack melanin.

He is TECHNICALLY getting money.
(and has a very good reason that you should give it to him)

He's actually broke as hell but can technically bump Plies "plenty money' cuz...well...he has an abundance of coins on his plate (pun intended).

So next time you hear or see someone proclaim that they're getting money, don't reject this half truth so quickly. In some form it may be totally true. Chalk it up to double talk.

Uno Out

PERPIN...

2009-07-21T20:15:00.000-04:00

What up world? It is I, Plus1 aka UShouldKnowMe Wan Kanobi.

I come to you today to put u in the (k)no(w) as if u stuck in a back tuck.

When you see the title, u may think I'm speaking of an old school dance craze. Or you may think "perpin" is the verb form of smoking a certain grade of weed. Its neither.

As defined by urbandictionary.com (cuz that IS a credible source) "perpin" is:

"...perpetrating a lie or when someone acts like they have something that they really don't."

This is an old school word that needs to be brought back because many of you are guilty of it.

Uno Out

DUMB.

2009-07-19T19:18:00.000-04:00

XVLQ

I HATE Star Wars...but...

2009-07-19T19:15:00.000-04:00

Yea....i chuckled. Wanna fight about it?

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

XVLQ

AV Club Tip # 5...

2009-07-09T23:39:00.000-04:00

Do NOT shake a White Man's hand after he leaves the bathroom.

NO.
E. Coli

XVLQ

Blogosphere - 1, Me? - Countless....but I digress...

2009-06-29T02:25:00.000-04:00

So anyone that really fux with the AV Club knows that we can really give a shit less about our own blog, let alone most other blogs. We update it when we remember to, kinda like homework you put off for a while and was like, "Damn that shit is due in two hours!" Yea. Just like that.

Guess that's why I find it funny I'm blogging now, BUT inspiration hits when it does.

But I do happen to check out other niggas blogs though, prolly out of some paranoid compulsion to gather information on people like Rorschach from the Watchmen............

Yes. I see you muthafuka...

........nonetheless, I read this post about our boy B.Malcolm he posted on Facebook over at Juan the Blogger.... (By the by : good shit B)

So I'm like "Juan? He reps for Fli Pelican. So why this ain't on their blog? (which i do check sporadically) .....hmmm a mystery ensues."

So after much clicking, I find the heart of the issue. Juan left Fli Pelican. Wow. ok. I'm slacking on my Rorschach shit...gotta catch up.

*Read**Read**Read**Read**Read**Read**Read**Read* ...... Ok, caught up.

But its WHY he left that I make this post. Follow the bread crumbs like I did to get the full story.

But I made this post because 1, he uses some very specific wording every time. "It's just business..."

I dig it.

Though the label was not his, he was the face to many folks, (myself included) I'm sure. So if the "bidness" was indeed "bold" I understand the need for a leave.

You have to stand for something, lest you fall for anything...

So support this dude. He's my fam's fam, and he looks out for new fam on the blog of his.

And 2, this picture is all out dumb.

I'm loving it....get it? Really? My humor is wasted on the internet.....

XVLQ

For you MOFO's that Dont Know....

2009-06-24T13:27:00.000-04:00

you better be there...!

XVLQ

Coppage...

2009-06-19T17:52:00.000-04:00

The PacMAN's.

Dope Technology.

VLQ

VIA

Damn, Wings...Damn.

2009-06-13T00:23:00.000-04:00

So apparently there was a hockey game tonight. And more apparently, we lost. Sucks. But at least we made Ari Gold eat his words! And I know he has a real name....yes...

Its ok Detroit. Keep your heads up... hell I know at least a few Detroiters who're partying...

Ballin.

VLQ

Big Whatnow??

2009-06-08T18:36:00.000-04:00

Stumble. Shouts to Stumble are always due. Just when I think that the digital world of the interweb has lost its warm glowing luster, I hit the Stumble button and wide world of weird shit gets displayed in a jiffy....

Lookee Here...

Thats a Pause, and a No Homo in a can.

VLQ
via

THEY SHOULDN'VE GAVE Y'ALL NIGGAS MONEY!

2009-06-07T22:47:00.000-04:00

---kickadonigga---

This shit right here nigga...No.

2009-06-06T16:41:00.000-04:00

HELLLLLLLOOOOOO MUUUTTTHHHAA FUCKIN WORLD!!!!! hi. It's been a while on the blogosphere for us because we've been busy working on the next project called "Inn*^%HH^^*" Not the real name but you aint ready....

ANYWHO... for the longest time i felt like I had nothing to blog about. Shit was pretty copa....as in copacetic...dumbass. But today I was looking on eight81.com and I saw this shit...

Great Ceasar's Fucking Ghost! Are you serious?? Are you actually displaying this level of hood-trashery?? This is the epitome of "What The Fuck-ness"

Quick weave eyebrows....

outro...

VLQ

Somebody should sample this...

2009-05-23T13:51:00.000-04:00

I've been digging thru the crates lately looking for some Old School shit to sample and I decided to start putting my good ideas on here so they can be stolen...so here's the first track! THE OHIO PLAYERS - ANGEL

MartyB

HAPPY FRIDAY NIGGAS...!!!

2009-05-22T21:14:00.000-04:00

..........yea......it bees like that....

Just in case you Forgot...

2009-05-20T17:23:00.000-04:00

AVCLUB. BULLFROG. MOE DIRDEE. TALKIN DIRDEE. COME AND SEE US.

OH AND THE GIRLIES WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE. LEAVE WITH A SKEEO'S NUMBER.

Damn Whitegirl...Damn...

2009-05-15T16:15:00.000-04:00

Damn I saw this shit and it was like... watchin' Bambi's mom buy the farm.... or like that Indian that cried over that nigga littering....

Ass-less women, stop mutilating your asses to look like Beyonce...because.....

EMBED-Woman Pissed Bout New Butt Implants - Watch more free videos

...Sadness ensues.

QVL.

all she wanted was an apology, now she's taking legal action.

2009-05-11T02:34:00.000-04:00

i'm amp'd as a mufucka right now.

just got done making the 3rd dopest beat in my catalogue

which makes it the 4th dopest beat ever made

*Just Blaze's "Just Fire" tops any beat i could possibly fathom...

well, except anything Dilla related. ain't nobody fucking with Drum God himself.*

oh yeah..

i finally went and copped "Donuts" on CD

to match my vinyl copy of it.

to anybody who has "Donuts" on 45",

i will pay good money for it.

lies.

i hardly listen to it on vinyl cause i have "a turnable"

and way too lazy to have to flip

A to B side and thene switch records to

flip C to D.

but then again, who the fuck listens to Compact Discs

in the year 2009?

anywho, facebook lost it's luster after 7 log ins

so the only constructive thing i could before going on my nightly porn

run is to post this month's "Weegee of the month"

Ms. Suesette Moyers

enjoy

roar.
i'm not a big fan of those type of thongs, it make bitches look weird... idk, i'm an ass
them boots were well made.
what type of stupid hand gesture is that?
the "T" is for Titties. yes, really.

this post is dedicated to GM of Popeye's Chicken for deciding to have more vendors in the Suburbs. you my nigga for life.

---kickado---

2009-05-07T22:54:00.000-04:00

Yes, yes, yes...another dope smash up of the best sneaker line ever. These are the "60+" The shoe takes bits and pieces from all the shoes that Jordan wore in games where he scored 60 or more points; the 1,2,5 and 7. Of course any sneakerhead knows this is the Laney High Colorway. No release date yet but keep an eye for em!!!

Uno Out

Nignorant Quotes of the Year

2009-05-07T22:41:00.000-04:00

Ok...he got his ass slapped...his headband did like a 180 degree turn...but, this is one of the realest quotes ever. And very "nignorant." Go to bout :55 into the video. "thats what happens when u start bustin somebody ass." Yep
Uno Out

Nuff Said

2009-05-07T22:38:00.000-04:00

Edward House got his ass SCHLAPPPPED by Skip to My Lou...damn doe
vid courtesy of lookimsaintjimmy7 on youtube

Uno Out

2009-05-01T14:24:00.000-04:00

Wow...really?!?

Uno Out

i laugh at you niggas

2009-04-30T17:53:00.000-04:00

okay, i figured since the rest of these niggas made posts this week

i'd let you and them niggas know how i feel...

HA HA!!!

---kickado---

AV CLUB!!! (LIVE)

2009-04-30T12:07:00.000-04:00

Shout Out to our homeboy Nic Notion!!!

Smarty!!

Going Ham...

2009-04-30T00:24:00.000-04:00

Hmmmm....wonder how people are catching that Swine Flu thing....ofays

Uno Out