The first HOT day....

Its a "Detroit Nigga" tradition to go to Belle Isle on the first hot day of the oncoming summer. You just gotta do it... So heres a run down of yesterday, April 24th, 2009 in the year of our lord.

So, I gets out of class, and no i am not the bookworm nigga, and shoot straight to the Isle. As usual, the traffic to get on that bitch is about a mile long OFF Jefferson.

Ok Im on that bitch! Trying to link up with the crew, after much deliberation its done.

Fishing Pier No. 9 my ass.....

I gets there, i see the crew, we do the norm, drink, smoke a bit, and yell at girls while they drive past in they cars and shit, you know, real nigra-ish... but this time something was different, and though i thought nothing of it at the time, something sinister wrapped around 4cm thick glass was afoot.....COLT 45...the villian of this long ass story

As Im kicking back a swig of some Old E, (no endorsements), I see this shit....





A MUTHAFUCKIN FLATBED TOW TRUCK WITH NIGGAS STUNTIN OUT THE SIDES!?!?!?!?

Damn. Old man winter leaves for a second and niggas dont remember how to act... oh well.. get it in my Old nigga...

So, of course with it being warm and alcohol about, this nigga Tho'Back is gonna get of his chain and shit. Cool. Or at least I thought. This nigga running out into traffic yelling at hoe's like "TOOT THAT ASS YOU STUPID BITCH!!" and "SHOW ME YO TITTIES CAUSE YO FACE AINT SHIT!!!"

Anyone in competition for nigga of the year, he is the wildcard...

But I guess this chick was so used to hearing shit like that she followed suit... damn, self esteem? Anywhere? Guess Not.





Tho'back claps and giggles like a two year old baby.


About 10 minutes pass....Niggas start thinking "Hmm, its a cool night, aint nobody done no stupid shit yet.... HEY LETS BREAK THESE 40 BOTTLES!!!"

Glass. *POP* Glass. *POP* *POP* Glass. If youre ignorant, 40's make a *POP* noise when thrusted to the ground or stomped on.

So after all that what happens....



GODDAMN HELICOPTER STARTS FLYING ROUND. Im positive that one had nothing to do with the other but, DAMN! The timing was to on point. DPD.....

AND ANOTHER THING! Its always you non illegal ass mofos that want to do dumb shit with your niggas who got charges on them around. The niggas with shit on them is like "Naw man chill out....chill!" While the legal niggas is like "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Shits. Not. Funny.

Its 10pm now time to get the fuck out of here before they sweep you off....

Zoom zoom zoom. Shoot to a friends house, and we're going to change the names of the guilty at this point, So let's call this nigga...."Dre".

So we shoot to Dre's crib. Nigga aint there. He was with us on the isle but this niggas 30 minutes behind..... so as always. Inebrieation + Boredom= Battle rap against "YOU"

A snippet.




As we're being porch monkeys, this nigga pull up. We go in. Start talking shit. Pretty Normal.

BUT the villainous ass COLT 45 start taking over niggas brains. Imma leave out some details but niggas start bitchin' and talking shit to each other, breaking beer bottles again, saying "Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you...", start getting extra sensitive and crying and throwing up and acting spaced out, blaming shit on the weed and pulling weapons, niggas almost got stabbed which wouldve led to niggas getting shot which wouldve been bad for the community and ...blah blah blah....

With COLT 45 you end up one of two ways:


...OR...


The moral of this story? (or at least the end part...)

BILLY DEE WILLIAMS LIED TO YOU NIGGA!!!! COLT 45 DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL, IT TURNS NIGGAS INTO BITCHES!!! DONT BELIEVE ME? GO WATCH POOTIE TANG!!!! GO WATCH UNDERCOVER BROTHER!!!! THE TRUTH IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU DUMBASS NIGGA!!!! FUCKIT DRINK TEA!!!! JAPS NEVER HAVE THESE KIND OF PROBLEMS!!!



THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL!!!

SHIT!

qwey.