Satellite Music

Iont smoke, but I thought about it listening to this!!! Rio feat the homie Benjamin Malcolm - Satellite!!!!

Rio - Satellite ft. Benjamin Malcolm from DOLLA BILLZ MUSIC GROUP on Vimeo.

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Klu Klux Kicks

Jordan Brand is showing you that Aryan Fresh, all white everything. These will supposedly be released to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Jordan Brand. Stay tuned for release dates.

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G Force

Whats the word good ppl? I can tell u what the word aint: SWAG. I kno i'm not the only one HATING that word nowadays. Its like AutoTone for lame niggas. Swag surfin, swag up, swagtastic, stupid fruity swag, blah blah blah. The homie Illingsworth calls those ppl who excessively use the word "Swaggots." fitting... Bottom line is #weoffdat.

The homie ME, got the remedy. I got that pull, ya smell me? I keep ppl in orbit. So when they ask me WHY I'm special, I tell, "it's the Gravity." Click the link and get a whiff of what I mean







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Kobe vs Lebron 12/25

Nike is making they bowels move on the whole marketing game. Check out the latest installment of the Kobe vs Lebron Commercials featuring Lupe Fiasco and KRS One

Blitzen Raps



Santa Raps



Dunkin on dat Reindeer



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The Revolution WILL be Televised

Detroit STAND UP!!! Whenever somebody is reppin the city we gotta show love. No more explanation needed. Check out the video for "Renaissance State of Mind" Ro Spit feat Monica Blaire.




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Slum Vill

The big homies T3 and Elzhi from Slum Vill talk about the story behind Fantastic (Classic!)


All you new Detroit rap niggas better know Slum Village paved that road for us to get out here!!!





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Damn!

Whew! Niggas have been GONE for a loooooooonng minute.... damn near forgot we had a blog...shit..

Well good tidings and tis the season and all that shit, since it's now officially December.

Uh...what else...uhhhh.... OH!

We are perfoming alongside some of Detroit's greats at the Detroit stop of the Dunk Exchange tour. December 12th at 1pm St Andrews! You better be there or I will hunt you down like a bear.



Real good shit... um... damn....uh....


I guess that's it for now...shit...

When will 2010 get here!!?!

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Doernbecher Shits

Sure most of ya'll heard bout the Jordan collab w/Doernbecher Children's Hospital. Well, Nike has done a few collabs with em. Check out a few of the pics.

Some odd combinations but they're all pretty much rockable

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Unfamiliar

"I'ont kno yawww, I'ont fu'tchaalll-awwww-awww" AYE! This video is hilarious!!! Dro got the animation going. Lil Duval and Mike Epps are both in the video. P.O.L.O. Playas Only Live Once comin soon(I think)



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I CAN Dig It...Its Nothin

the homeboys Detroit CYDI at the Bullfrog for Out For Jus Twursdays



aye, true justice would have AV Club on the next show!!!

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8 Bit Testimonials - Swat

The homeboy Swat chimed in and gave his opinion of the our EP, 8Bit Porno Beats.


"My favorite song is Back to the Lyrics. Ya'll went in on that one(PAUSE just in case). My Nigga Plus killed the track!!"


I tend to do that my dog. You wanna hear what he's talkin bout? click the link http://www.ilike.com/artist/Its+AV+Club%21%21%21/track/Back+to+the+Lryics+%28prod.+Paisley+Argyle%29

Download 8Bit Porno Beats here ----->http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LPXHACP1

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8Bit Testimonials - Tho'Back

aWWww SHIT! is that Greg Oden?!
Naw, its the homie Tho'Back Oldums and he comin to u talkin bout good ish. Read what he has to say bout 8Bit Porno Beats
"8Bit Porno Beats? Coldest album and coldest album cover EVER!!! I'm rockin to A Million Bucks, Last Words, Back to the Lyrics"


download the album here http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LPXHACP1

8 Bit Testimonials - Mike

Prestige Type is still ALIVE AND WELL!!!
Here's the homie Mike's take on 8 Bit Porno Beats:


"8Bit is DOPE. Good to finally hear a Detroit Group step the game up lyrically, and NOT use the 'typical' Detroit sound. Fav track is Back to the Lyrics."




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8 Bit Testimonials

New series for the ppl. Friends and fans alike of the AV Prestige type give their take on the our first epic EP, 8Bit Porno Beats, available for download HERE -----> http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LPXHACP1

First up is the homie Woop Jones:

"The AV Club's 1st album, 8Bit Porno Beats, is a cool new lyrical outlook at hip hop. The fellas cover a wittyness uncharted in the rap game. Dope to say the least...AVengers, Million Bucks, Sky High and Back to the Lyrics are my fav songs"

Thank ya kindly sir. The AV Nation pre'she-ates it.

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DO NOT FUCK WITH FAT KIDS' FOOD!!

Later that night, he merked out everyone in the house over a Hostess cupcake....

ha!

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F Kimbo Slice! real Street Fighter

I'm by no means a gamer, but I kno when sumthn is unfair. My homeboy Twan, aka Alucard,jus may be the gamer equivalent to me with rappin. check out the vid

Kicks-Kid Tested, Mother Approved

Giving you one of the first looks at these joints. The Grape Spizike's. Scheduled for release June '10. Ne Rien. Uno Out

Nike SB Eugenes - Coldest backpack out?

I've never liked the term because I don't like being generalized....but I guess I am a "Backpacker" or a "backpack nigga." I like backpacks. What can I say?

They're the ultimate mix of accessory and application. So, NSB has been out here killing with their last few drops of their Eugene series bags.

All dope, all complimentary to the SB style and most important, all functional. Look.

First, the Staple. Black on Black. All too grizzly.


The Pacman



and now this...



It reminds me of Storm Shadow so that what I'll call it. TOO cold. Spring 2010. Coppage.

But the one that made them famous of course is of course, the Buzz Lightyear colorway...Salute.



Now these aint necessarily the freshest colorways to me, but they function if you rock it right....i guess...

eh...



This one reminds me of Freddy Krueger....hmmmm...




If you think they are nice like I do, have that 150 on deck. OR...talk to you connect......oh you dont have one? ......damn...Slaughterpockets........

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BLACK MAYBE OF THE WEEK: Curtis Granderson

Obviously not a real nigga!!

This Nigga Ghost...

Im a big Ghostface fan and I fucks with the new shit. AND this video is too clownin...


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Entertainment For Niggas

Knew I forgot to post some of my incredulous video. Without further ado, I present to you: White Kids on Leashes. Go ahead niggas, be entertained.



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Bad Shit Anthem!!!

Come Thru- Noreaga ft Styles P



If this don't make u wan do some bad shit, u must be a saint...or a lame.

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ASS OF THE MOMENT...

Rosa Acosta. Wow.





And THAT is why yoga is the truth...

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Why?!? LOL Oh Why?!?

I must be the only nigga to never have seen this, cause appearently this is already an internet sensation.



There is WAY TOO MUCH SHIT WRONG IN THIS VIDEO!!! LOL!!

And why is the main host groping another nigga in a chair? Who OBVIOUSLY, looks disturbed by it.

Fuckit, Im not saying shit else...damn internet...




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SB Bird Chirp Samples

I like SB's for two reasons. Them bitches are comfortable, and they are quirky.



The Bird Chirp Samples, chirp. Like a bird or like a Toys R Us toy but you get it.

Black denim ups, Black fur lining, white mid, and looks like a red gum bottom (oooh!)



I like weird shit.
Coppage

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via Dunkbar

Dame's "BlackRoc" Project

First, shouts to the boy Money Marlo of the Last Real fam for putting me up on this.

As a lover of hip-hop I alwyas love to see cats trying out something different outside the lane they've carved out for themselves. I mean, you can do something one way for only so long before niggas begin to get bored and turn the other way...

So Rock and Hip Hop make a mashup again!

Blakroc Project from Myrhax on Vimeo.

And This aint the first time cross genre music has come out dope. Jay-Z & Linkin Park's Mashup was cold outta this world, Mos Def did that "I Against I" techno sound which was dope... even here at home, our homie RenCen is out here making rock inspired hip hop mashes.


Think outside one lane people...if your lucky you'll get some AV Club rock-ish hiphopness....maaaaybe


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via BBC Blog

Watch Me Stuntin

The Future is NOW!!! Yes, we can call ppl on our phones. I ain't got too much too say bout this. Here's the link to the full story: http://www.dr-lex.be/hardware/nova_n800_review.html

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...TOY Party

So apparently the global toy industry has taken the term "play date" to an all new level. Long gone are the days of G.I. Joe, Ken and Barbie, My Buddy and the Chucky Doll. To compensate for the quickening of our youth's mental age, we have a whole new wave of toys, including:

Pole Dance Doll


You Can Shave the Baby Doll


And Kaptain Planet's FAVORITE, Stuffed STD's!!!

Up next, baby bottles that look like 40 oz malt liquor!!! the Apocalyspe is upon us.
Read the whole story at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/the-7-most-inappropriate_n_286223.html

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For Your Viewing Pleasure

Just FYI

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TURTLE WEEK

From the makers of the word "thoat" and Mr. Yurrr himself, comes the chilling dumbumentary, Turtle Week. hahaha. check it out.



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Nick Speed On Deck

You MAY have heard the name Nick Speed(not MAY-you should have) but it was probably not for rhyming. It was a probably as producer for a host of artists, including: Elzhi, 50 Cent and G Unit. Here he is blessing the beat with On Deck. If u don't like this I have one question for you-why you hate fun??




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Kanye's New Hennessy Ad

When the Henny's in the system, ain't no tellin...WAKE UP MR. WEST!!! So I showed u the aftermath in the last post, now I give u the prelude. lol. ............sorry, I was imagining that a$$. ok, yeah. so we see WHY Kanye was all xtra outta line. He was off that................ sorry, lookn at that tattletail again. um, but yeah. he was off that Happy Juice. good job Kanye. I ain't mad at ya. .........damn!!!! but, y does she have on snake skin. I mean LITERALLY. looks like she doesn't take it off, she SHEDS

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Ye Momma...

Wow...Jay Leno is...damn. lol. went hard for the last question. Wow. What a way to bring in your show. lol.

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Gimme Love!!!

http://clicuniversity.com/?p=1195
YouShouldKnoMe One Kanobi gettin love on the blogs!!! click the link, follow me on twitter!!!

twitter.com/PlusThe1

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Sometimes I Dream

Another honor from Gatorade..u kno what? Nuff said...carry on

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SB 2010 Preview

So i guess after being jacked for so long and niggers like myself shopping months in advance through scanned retailer catalog pages, Nike SB decided to preview their own shit themselves. I like it, no shitty scans or itty bitty pictures. And you can see most of the shoe. But nyone whose fucked with samples before knows that shit may not be released as it's seen beforehand...

There are some beasties on here, there's also some anti-heat. But every SB ain't for everybody. Check...



Them black mid dunks are all me...


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I guess Jay was wrong....

....Autotune will not die.... Roger Troutman is spinning in his grave right now. Maybe from the copious amount of drugs that was in his system........OR the fact that now any nigga off the block can now do the freaky voice shit we've come to love as autotune.

I Am T-Pain x IPhone. The new mark of the beast.



Yeah, I said it!

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Michael Jordan Gatorade Commemorative Bottles

Gatorade honors Michael Jordan with these commerative labels. Got some classic pictures from Jeffrey Jordan's career. But the one with the suit...da GOAT lookin kinda fat

and oh, "Sometimes I dream...that he is me"



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Its NOT the Shoes

Part 2 of Detroit CYDI vs The Trash Man in a game of NiggaWeBored. and a what up doe from the AV Club and some T.T.I.U. members.

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Not ALL Negroes Can Hoop Detroit CYDI Edition

Check out the homies from Detroit C.Y.D.I. (detroitcydi.bandcamp.com) playing a game of Niggawebored before their show up at Bob's Classic Kicks. No...they didn't make any shots. It was NOT the shoes tho.

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ASS OF THE MOMENT...

We haven't done an AOTM in a while here. SO! When I saw this I thought about you, the constituency....of course it came much after my initial thoughts but who's counting?




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Damn Straight.

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Lady Luck Blowin Somebody

Man...my bro is the luckiest nigga out. Do you SEE THIS!!!??? 1. Stop counting how much he won. 2. this nigga got ALL of the damn numbers in EVERY damn space!!!! I never had it like that. I'ma try and get on Lady Luck if she get down like this

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Hi...My Name Is...P-L to the U-S

whats the word good ppl? we've been doin this blogging thing on and off for a minute now but I don't think u've been formally introduced to the AV Club. so here we go. I am Plus1, aka UShouldKnowMe Wan Kanobi, aka Mr. Fresh 2 Death, F5 in the Flesh. I am the latest addition to the group, joining Smarty and KP about a year ago.
I've been doin the rhyming thing since I was like 6 but been seriously pursuing it for about...as long as I've been in the group. lol. I've been around the world but I call 12th street home. 12th and burlingame to b exact. U might kno me from my first love, basketball. Trust, the game is as cold as the flow.
Along with AV's projects, i'm also in the progress of putting together my first Mixtape, "Plus1's Playground." If u got anything to contribute, tracks and whatnot, get at me!!! Should be out soon next month. U can check the blog to stay updated. U can also holla @ me at twitter.com/itsavbaby, twitter.com/PlusThe1, myspace.com/plus1fda and facebook. well, scratch facebook unless u already kno the government. AV Club. U ca see it U ca hear it!!! YURRR
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NIGnorance At It's Finest

On 40's doe?!? U see the car is level wit dude on the right's HEAD?...unnecessary...
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Hmmm.....

Keri Hilson could actually get my penis in this picture.....but she would still have to work for it.




Hard.

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DRINK good

I know, I know. Seems a little...excessive. lol. But spirits were put here for us to enjoy.
Oh...there's a reason the Smirnoff bottle is the only one not totally empty. It doesn't apply so much to the drink GOOD theme.
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EAT good

Yep YURRRR!!! 18 inch Chicago Steak Grinder from Bellacino's. yeah. and for anyone who knows me, you've seen that huge remote. Yes, the sandwich is bigger than the remote.

AV Club's 8bitPornoBeats EP is NOW AVAILABLE!!!

You dedicated people have asked for it, waited, and still stuck with us through the delays. Now the faithful are rewarded.

The AV Club's!!! FIRST EP, 8BitPornoBeats , Is now available FREE by Clicking the picture above.

Listen, laugh, love.

Track list

1. The Future (prod. Paisley Argyle)
2. AV Anthem (prod. Paisley Argyle)
3. Dreams (of Fuckin' an R&B Chick)(prod. Madlib)
4. AVengers (prod. Drummer B)
5. Sky High (prod. Murph da Menace)
6. Just Anotha Day (prod. kaptain planet)
7. Back to the Lyrics (prod. Paisley Argyle)
8. U&I (prod. Paisley Argyle)
9. Million Bucks (prod. Chanes!)

Enjoy. Now. Right now. Go!

Speaking of shoes....

Wow. Yes. You see it...

.
....The Ron Burgandy Nike SB Dunk Lows.....


Stay Classy Mothafuckas.....

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Jordan (con)Fusion 13

What u think good ppl? I'm a big fan of some of the Fusions, not opposed to others...but I'm really confused about this one. WHY? This looks like a pair of the look alikes Payless used to sell back in the day. 1 demerit for u Michael Jeffrey Jordan

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WHITE FOLKS....BE WILDIN

Really??

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Guess so...

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Realest nigga ever

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This makes me love America...

God bless those stars and stripes...

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Sad Life for this guy...

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TRON-age.

I never really fucked with the first Tron for two reasons: It came out when I was still eating liquid peas, and I like my Disney movies drawn in pencil, and extra racist.

Fuck you Walt Disney....

But I saw these images for the new TRON bike that be killing niggas yesterday...





And, uh... That bitch is sweet! Now thats a real bike, not graphics. So ima have to fuck with it based off of just this.

Not to mention my nigga "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski is the main cat of the movie.



Youll see me in the Imax. Blowed and Tweakin! lol

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Eh...

In my opinion, a mix of these LA Laker Dunk high samples and the concept for the Wolverines would have been a bit more dope.



That red on the tongue? Unzesty. Rest of the shoe? Decent, save those obligatory ass claw marks...

And dont get me started on the Sabretooth Airmax's. Trash Buckets.

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VIA

This is the greatest shit ever.

Shouts to the boy ONETEN

Rap Translated - watch more funny videos

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PERPIN...p.s

So, yeah. Just wanted to make this a separate post. This is an extension of perpin, but since i'ma positive dude, i'd like to shed a positive light on the situation. The glass is half full. So for some ppl we'll let the perp'ish offenses slide and just view them as euphemisms.

eu⋅phe⋅mism; [yoo-fuh-miz-uhm] ;noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.

So wit that said, the first of a recurring series called Euphemisms 101

EUPHEMISM #1

"I'm gettin money."

Don't we all know a person who always claims to be "gettin money." And the 1st thing we think is "No...u live with your mother...ur not." But before we rain on their parade, think about this.


She is TECHNICALLY getting money.
It is certainly money for someone else. But she is "getting money." Lil Half Breed probably can't afford what she just rang up, but in a perfect example of perpin, her facebook status probably read "Becky is getting money." Cuz half breeds always wanna identify with their side that doesn't lack melanin.


He is TECHNICALLY getting money.
(and has a very good reason that you should give it to him)

He's actually broke as hell but can technically bump Plies "plenty money' cuz...well...he has an abundance of coins on his plate (pun intended).

So next time you hear or see someone proclaim that they're getting money, don't reject this half truth so quickly. In some form it may be totally true. Chalk it up to double talk.

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